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Essay- October 2005
"Me
and the Beans"
Let
me get this out of the way right now: I AM NOT A COFFEE SNOB!
I do enjoy a cup of coffee just about every morning but I'm just
not that picky. Folgers, Maxwell House, just about any of the
major brands will do for me. After 29 years of marriage during
which she eschewed even the smell of coffee, Judy has become a
coffee drinker and her tastes are similar to mine except she doctors
her coffee up with sweetener and creamer so it tastes and looks
more like flavored milk. In short, we're both far from being Coffee
Snobs.
Coffee
Snobs are everywhere. You may work with one
you may live
with one
.you may even be one yourself. You know the type.
They turn their noses up at "house blends" or major
name coffees. They complain about paying $3.00 for a gallon of
gas but don't mind standing in line at Starbucks to pay $30 for
a gallon of latte or European dark roast. At work they have a
coffee grinder in their desk drawer and some beans in the freezer.
They put all sorts of signs on the pots of coffee they brew to
keep us non-Snobs from imbibing in their stuff. They're the ones
that make faces at me when I pour a cup of the coffee supplied
by vendors at work. "How can you drink that sludge?"
they ask. I usually reply the same to them.
All
this serves to illustrate that I'm not particularly adept in the
science of coffee. I know my own coffee maker well and can turn
out predictable results first time every time. Get me in front
of a strange machine, though, and if the coffee isn't in pre-measured
packets, I struggle. Too strong, too weak, take your pick. I do
like a cup of coffee in the morning though.
Flash
back to our Alaska vacation June 2005. Judy and I booked a chalet
at the Spruce Moose B&B 30 miles north of Seward. We drove
down from Anchorage on the 21st and arrived a bit before the 3pm
check in time so the proprietors were still in the process of
cleaning up from the previous tenants. They asked if we could
kill some time for about 30 minutes and they would be done. We
kicked around the town of Moose Pass for the requested amount
of time then headed back to the chalet. It was glorious
quaint
and spacious, bright and cheery. A perfect choice for our anniversary
trip. Until the next morning
..
We had to be in Seward by a little after 8 am to catch our Northwestern
Fjiords cruise, which was scheduled to leave the dock at 9:00.
I was up first and headed downstairs to brew a pot of coffee.
First thing I notice is there seem to be parts missing from the
Cuisinart coffee maker. After a few minutes of scrounging (I looked
in the dishwasher) I found all the pieces and started trying to
put the thing together.
Now
keep in mind, I'm a pretty proficient guy when it comes to things
mechanical. I've had jobs in the past that required me to completely
disassemble machinery and reassemble it for repair. I once changed
the fluid drive on a Speed Queen washing machine in less than
5 minutes! I got to the point where I could change front brake
pads on an '87 Ford Ranger pickup in less than 10 minutes. I'm
pretty good with my hands and I have the ability to think geometrically
when presented with a mechanical obstacle. Looking at the Cuisinart
though, I was stumped for a couple of minutes. I knew what needed
to go where but the basket required some force to snap into place
and I was unsure how much force I could exert without breaking
the thing. First day and I didn't want to break the damn coffee
machine.
Judy
finished her shower, got dressed, and started down the staircase.
"I don't smell coffee!" I heard her mutter. Figuring
out that time was getting short, I took a chance, applied a little
more force, and the basket snapped into place just as she came
around a corner and into the kitchen. "Eureka!" I exclaimed
as the recalcitrant machine took it's proper shape. I briefly
outlined my experience trying to figure out the assembly of the
coffee maker and Judy told me to go shower while she made coffee
so away I went.
Heading
down the stairs 15 minutes later I was heard to mutter "I
don't smell coffee." I came around a corner into the kitchen
and found my bride of 30 years with a befuddled look on her face.
"I can't find the coffee," she said. "I've looked
everywhere and can't find any *^&**) coffee." Calmly
(that's how I do things when I know something she doesn't) I opened
the freezer and pulled out a ziploc bag full of coffee beans.
We were about to enter the world of Coffee Snobbery.
Judy
left the coffee chores to me and headed back upstairs to put on
make up and do whatever women do to get ready for a 9 hour boat
ride and I proceeded to grind up some beans for our morning coffee.
The grinder in and of itself presented no challenge mechanically,
heck, I saw the movie City Slickers. No cattle here to stampede
though a moose or two may have been alarmed by the noise. But
wait! Not so fast! Is freshly ground coffee measured like store
bought? Is it stronger? Is it weaker? Arrrrrghhhhh!
Making the decision to measure as if it were my Folgers back home,
I started looking for coffee filters. I looked in every drawer,
every cabinet, even in the coat closet but couldn't locate a coffee
filter and here is where the real adventure began.
I
often profess that while I'm not really a stupid person I frequently
play one in real life and this instance more or less etched that
in granite. No coffee filter? No problem! This is a really expensive,
really fancy machine. I bet it doesn't need a filter! A quick
survey of the interior of the coffee basket showed a valve on
the bottom and I in all my ignorant bliss determined to just dump
the coffee and water in and turn it on. It MUST be able to distinguish
between water and grounds. Wrong! I knew I was on the wrong track
when the first bit of coffee started dripping out of the basket
.
complete with grounds. It was like coffee colored and flavored
oatmeal. Okay, plan B. Unplug the thing, dump it out I the sink
and wash the evidence down the drain. Maybe I can use a paper
towel for a filter.
Judy
picked that moment to make her appearance and asked what the problem
was. "Where's my coffee?" she growled. "You don't
want to know" I cautioned her, "I've ground the beans
but I can't find a filter." Reaching into a cabinet I'd looked
into at least a dozen times she produced a box of coffee filters,
smiled sweetly, and said "Why don't you try one of these
things
I hear they work well as coffee filters." You'd
think after 30 years I'd know the significance of a smile like
that. Time was running short but we got the coffee brewed and
were on the road in plenty of time to make our ship in Seward.
Great coffee, but I'm still not of the opinion that grinding your
own beans is worth the trouble.
Fast
forward to September 2005, dateline: Crested Butte, Colorado.
I've checked into the Cristiana Guesthaus for a weekend of photographing
the changing colors of the largest aspen forest in the world.
Pretty basic room, bed, dresser, shower, alarm clock,
wait
a minute! There's no coffee maker! Granted, I've become spoiled
by the various hotel and motel chains I usually frequent when
travelling. Almost without exception they have a coffee maker
in every room but not the Cristiana. There is an area in the lobby
where they have their continental breakfast and there's a coffee
maker there but I figure I can probably stop at one of the quick
stop gas stations on the way to Kebler Pass in the morning for
coffee. This is a quaint little hotel with a wonderful hot tub,
wireless Internet, and a nice common area for relaxing. No big
deal that there's no coffee maker in my room.
Up at 5:15 the next morning and heading out of town to my pre-selected
location, I drove past every business in Crested Butte in search
of a cup of coffee. There's got to be at least 1 place open that
early, right? Wrong again, grasshopper! Not a cup of coffee to
be found anywhere. AAArrrrrrrgggggh!! Lucky for me I had some
Frappacinos in the cooler. Not exactly hot coffee, but a barely
adequate substitute and a guaranteed source of caffeine. I knew
I'd be leaving town a little later tomorrow so there should be
coffee available. On to the location, a great day of shooting,
and an evening filled with photo editing and a soak in the hot
tub. Up Sunday morning though about an hour later and I'm off
on my search for coffee. NOTHING OPEN! One more Frappacino, off
to my morning shoot, then back to the hotel to pack and head home
and FINALLY I was able to get a cup of coffee at the hotel. Elixir
of life!
The
moral of the story? I'm not yet ready to be declared a Coffee
Snob. I will, however, begin the search for an extremely portable,
extremely efficient, very simple coffee maker though I'm not willing
to commit to a grinder. Folgers makes those pre-measured packets,
don't they?
ESSAY
#1
Every
Picture Tells A Story, Don't it
And mine are no exception. Take the Cougar series for example. I don't
often have nightmares or dreams that wake me up in the night but when
I do, they usually involve a cougar. We all have our phobias and that's
mine. So when I was given the chance to photograph one of the cougars
at the Prairie Wind Wildlife Refuge I gave it considerable thought
before deciding to go for it.
The
nights leading up to the weekend photo session were restless for
the most part and as the time drew nearer I became more and more
anxious. Was this thing going to eat me? Chew me beyond recognition?
I'd seen deer and elk that were cougar kills and as an illustration
of a cat's power and ability I've even seen a housecat kill a rabbit
in one swift motion. The power per pound of these animals is awesome.
It took all my will power and resolve to avoid picking up the phone
and calling to cancel. But I was strong!
Saturday
morning dawned clear and beautiful on the plains, the first rays
of the sun lighting up the Front Range in my rear view mirror on
the drive. That served to calm me a bit, but I was still more nervous
than I'd been in a while. The orientation speech Michael gave did
little to bolster my confidence. "Whatever you do don't run
or show any signs of fear. These maybe pets but they're still wild
animals." That's code for "they will kill and eat you
if you're not careful."
Okay,
done with the speeches, tripods and lenses set up, film loaded,
and my shooting site selected. The cat is released by one of Michael's
assistants and comes over the hill about 100 yards away headed for
Michael and the tidbits of meat he offers as incentive to behave.
Right away I notice that the beast seems to be fixated on me. His
eyes meet mine over the distance and I immediately look away. ("
.don't
make eye contact, they think it's a challenge.") The cat, Cheyenne,
lopes up to me then walks in a slow circle around me giving me the
once over. "Relax" Michael says, "he just likes your
deodorant." (which by now has failed miserably)
Finally
after 10 seconds which seemed like 10 minutes, the cat comes closer
and drags his tongue up the side of my head then plops down to rest
about 5 feet from my camera. I could have tugged his tail if I'd
been so inclined. Check out the Critters portfolio and you'll see
the results.
ESSAY#
2
The
Grand Scheme of Things
I've
always been a mountains and oceans kind of guy. In the past when
a family vacation/photo trip was planned it almost always ended
up somewhere in the mountains or near water of some kind. A few
years ago, though, we planned a family trip to the desert and from
the first sunrise at Arches National Park near Moab, Utah, I've
been captivated. A short trip to Lake Powell on that same trip solidified
my newfound love of the desert areas of Southern Utah and Northern
Arizona.
It's
a magical area with vistas ranging from the sandstone formations
of Arches and Canyonlands National Parks to the mystical slot formations
of Upper and Lower Antelope Canyon near Page, Arizona. While squeezing
between the rock formations in Lower Antelope Canyon, it's almost
possible to feel the hands of ancient Native American peoples on
your shoulder. I've experienced that feeling before in the Black
Hills of South Dakota. Very spiritual, soothing, and ethereal. No
small coincidence that my recent photo sojourns have been to the
desert.
Does
that mean I've forsaken my beloved Rocky Mountains? Not a chance!
In fact as Autumn draws near I'm starting to tingle in anticipation
of seeing some of the huge bull elk that frequent the Morraine Park
area of Rocky Mountain National Park when the rut starts in September.
And who can forget the glory of the mountains when the aspens are
turning? No way I'm ever going to forget about the mountains. There
are just too many things here that I haven't photographed or need
to see again.
And
therein lies the problem. Desert or Mountains? Lake Powell or Puget
Sound? Who's to say where the next "favorite" photo op
will occur? Add to the mix a request from some dear friends to visit
their part of the country. I hear the Great Lakes truly are Great.
The Canadian Rockies? Majestic as all get out or so I remember from
a trip long ago before I was interested in photography. Majestic
enough that a trip there is in the near future. Look for the goofy
guy with the tripod. That will most likely be me.
ESSAY#
3
Better
Lucky than Good
An old
saying, maybe, but one that's all too frequently accurate as was
displayed during my first trip to the desert in 1997. An incident
that occurred while photographing in Lower Antelope Canyon near
Page, Arizona brought home to me the absolute truth of that saying..
The
trip started innocently enough in Moab, Utah. It was my first photo
excursion to the desert and I was a bit overwhelmed by all the subject
matter I encountered the first morning in Arches National Park.
I shot some film, but had no clear idea what I was trying to accomplish
so it ended up being mostly documentary snapshots. A terrific reason
to return someday. One day there then on to our next stop, Halls
Crossing on Lake Powell where we had reserved a 3 bedroom trailer
and speedboat for a day on the lake.
Lake
Powell was all it was billed to be, Jewel of the Desert. The day
dawned clear and sunny and after getting the once over on our rented
powerboat we were off to explore with some water skiing also on
the agenda. Got my first glimpse of some Anasazi dwellings, the
Defiance House ruin in Forgotten Canyon. The lake was truly astounding,
capturing my attention seemingly at every bend. I knew I'd be back
to this place many times. A great day on the lake followed by a
wonderful night's sleep and up the next morning on our way to the
next destination, Page, Arizona.
One
of the reasons I'd included Page as a stop on this trip was my desire
to photograph Antelope Canyon, perhaps the most famous slot canyon
of all. It is situated about 5 miles outside Page on the Navajo
Tribal Lands and appears in countless television commercials, tons
of print ads, and just about every existing brochure detailing the
virtues of this area.
Those
of you that know me know I'm a research junkie. When I'm planning
a trip to a location I've never seen I spend countless hours on
the internet trying to get an idea of what to expect. That way I
can previsualize to a certain extent what I'm going to photograph.
My reading on slot canyons kept referring back to one thing: "If
there is rain anywhere within 30 miles of the canyon, GET OUT!!!
These canyons are natural funnels for water and a flash flood is
something you don't want to endure in this confined space."
Two
miles outside of Page is the entrance to Antelope Canyon. On one
side of the highway a Navajo concessionaire takes your money and
shows you the entrance to Lower Antelope Canyon. On the other side
of the highway a Navajo concessionaire from another clan takes your
money and drives you to the entrance of Upper Antelope Canyon. I
chose Lower, paid my $5 and headed down the first in a series of
ladders that take you to the heart of this slot canyon 60 feet below
the surface. I took a brief look before heading underground and
saw that there were some clouds on the horizon but nothing immediately
threatening.
Once
I reached the bottom of the canyon, it was apparent that this photo
experience would be all I ever hoped. There were no bad compositions
and changing the angle of view changed everything. It was marvelous.
I was in photographer's Heaven for at least a little while. After
about an hour of shooting, I began to notice some sand falling on
my head and equipment. Obviously the wind on the surface had picked
up. Then I noticed that my exposures were getting longer and longer.
A glance upwards showed me that it was getting cloudy above my head.
Then I noticed that the other people in the canyon were rushing
past on their way to the surface and I could hear someone above
me shouting something but I couldn't make out the words. I kept
thinking "just a few more exposures….I don't know when I'll get
this chance again."
All
of a sudden, the little man in my head started screaming…"hey, it's
cloudy on the surface….clouds equal rain….remember your research
and get your dumb butt out of here." I packed up and started hustling
to the surface noticing it was getting darker and darker. With about
3 ladders to go, I noticed raindrops starting to fall on me and
increased my pace, finally climbing up the last pitch to the surface.
I headed over to the parking lot where one of the other tourists
asked if I'd seen the concessionaire or heard him shouting for me
to get out of the canyon. I said no, but would go back to look for
him. I met him after slogging through a torrential downpour to near
where the first ladder was. He appeared happy to see me and said
"didn't you hear me yelling for you to get out? If you'd been there
10 more minutes, we would have been fishing your body out of Lake
Powell in the morning." I thought he was being overly dramatic until
I could see the water blasting through the canyon below our feet.
Everything I'd read was right….you DON'T want to be in a slot canyon
when it's raining.
I made
it out and got some marvelous shots, but 2 weeks later, a group
of European tourists and their guide got caught in the canyon during
a rainstorm and were swept to their deaths. 2 years later one of
the bodies had never been found, a terrible testament to the power
of a flash flood in a slot canyon. Sometimes it's much better to
be lucky than good.
ESSAY#
4 NEW!
They
just don't get it...
It's
the kind of morning that city people can't understand. It begins
when I wake in the half light that envelopes the world about 30
minutes before dawn and continues as I stand on the porch of a 100
year old farmhouse and watch the sun slide past the horizon. Maybe
it's the way they steam rises off my first cup of coffee that tastes
so good I could swear it's the nectar of the Gods. Perhaps it's
the way the new sun glints off the spider webs in the field just
beyond the mown area of lawn making them shine like a new silver
coin in the sun. Personally, I believe it's the air.
The
storms that moved through night before last and yesterday afternoon
have scoured any impurities from the atmosphere and left behind
air so pure and clean I'm sure if I take a breath I'll never be
able to breathe city air again without choking. It's not quite like
mountain air that sears the lungs when I take a breath and it's
certainly not the filtered purity of a modern air-conditioned office
where I spend most of my waking hours. No, this is something else
entirely. A bit more humidity, remnants of the previous storms,
but mainly it's the clarity that makes me feel this is what God
had in mind when he designed mornings.
I am
a photographer after all, and I spend a lot of time praying for
mornings like this. When I create an image I try to convey the feelings
I experienced when I saw a particular scene and it's almost impossible
to make a bad photograph on this kind of day. But a photographer
friend once told me the best images are often the ones you don't
make so occasionally I leave the cameras in the case and just observe
the magic.
I have
a lot of friends that wonder why I never travel east to photograph
their parts of the country. My wife nags me a lot to visit the cities
of the east: New York, Boston, Washington. I'm sure the eastern
landscapes are magnificent in their own right and the cities are
spectacular but they hold no allure for me. I sometimes struggle
to explain why I have no desire to visit any place in the east knowing
that they just don't get it.
But
I'm okay with that. Really I am. You see when I experience a morning
like this I realize it just doesn't matter that they don't get it.
The sun is shining on a fresh new world, the magic has begun…I get
it.
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